Lucky for Ralphie

 

 ....that the first thing I see in this picture is a saint of a dog who allows himself to be used as a pillow for my child.  The second thing I see is the slime he has deposited on my new couch pillow that had been covered up with a sheet.  It seems that the sheet is not good enough for Ralphie's slime because he actually went to the trouble of uncovering the pillow and moving it to a better position for sliming.