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Me:  "Kendall, I need you to get your clothes off the floor in your bedroom and into your hamper."

Kendall:  silence

Me (a couple of minutes later):  "Have you picked up your clothes yet?"

Kendall:  "Um, nooooo.  I'm still in the family room and the clothes are in my room.  Just ... how .... long...do...you... think... my....arms ....are?"

Me (raising an eyebrow):  "Are you sassing me?"
Kendall:  "No.  I'm just being articulate."